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[Zelda - The Four Pizzas]

Dumb!

God... why would you waste your time on such a linear plot?

[-Channel Surfing]

Jibbajab!

This was teh good. I think something like Leek TV happened to me once... less crotchular explosions please...

Eternal-Panda responds:

I promise nothing.

Thanks for the review =)

[LONG LIVE BLARG!]

Ummm....

Yeah that's great. Good for you.

[:: Fortune Cookie ::]

I never get money in them either.

I've seen all episodes of Neurotically Yours yet I don't really recall this one... oh well I liked in anyway. I always knew that if you looked through enough fortune cookies you would find the worst ones. That or an endless fountain of miniature Bok Choy.

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

This is a review.

I liked it. Great flash movie about flash movies. Enjoyed inside tween joke as LF moved across the stage. Really wish anything but horrible toads had sang that wretched song though... leading up to the troubles of Snake's head. The rest of the movie makes up for those though. I noticed that everything was by you... so both voices in your "Studio" were you? Whoa... you were arguing with yourself... that hurts my head.

["The Golden Mushroom"]

Delicious and refreshing!

This-a was a very good-a movie. I just really think we can do without the Italian puns. (None of us actually question something in the name of spaghetti...) Funny, well-written, and a good length, but I wish someone would bring back the classic voices of Mario and Luigi into their flash. (The Super Show voices.)

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll3]

The One review...

Blah ha ha ha ha ha! Wonderful (conclusion?) to the series! And exporting Boe as your tween slave was a good idea, too! What can I say, Melkor is everyone's roomate... in the University of firey DOOM!!!!!!!

[One Ring: Special Edition]

This is why you're my top artist.

The remake was definately funnier and the behind-the-rings look at the movie was funny, too. Your frustration at flash was remarkably similar to my own... the only violance was the spontainious combustion of the Ring Wraith so I gave you an 8 on that. By the by... are there more ORTRTAs coming?

[FF7: About Random Battles]

I laughed so hard I split into 3 people.

Extremely funny flash, mostly due to One Ring nostalgia. (Billy) That narrator never fails to crack me up, not to mention the relative idiocy of Cloud. And Tifa... hmmmmm naughty thoughts!

[All Your Pie]

Good flash mmmyes.

I've always enjoyed the inexplicable instant comedy that is pie, and to put Ark upon its mysteries was pure genius. I liked this flash because it focuses on Ark and his seeellllf controoooool before moving on to focus on Kerrigan in Kerri's Big Invention. Excelent character development for him. His later finger trap incident made perfect sense due to the hilarity of this flash. 9 Pies out of 10.