X-Malaria's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snakes on a Plane-TRAILER]

Kept me laughing for quite a while, eh wot?

Man this thing was hilarious! I am showing this to evry one of my firends, and then to random people on the street, who will assume I'm crazy and trying to steal their junior mints. Only thing I would do: Change the rating to teens. Trust me. Way more acurate, way more views, completely perfectly ideal thing to change. That movie was in no way intended only for the mature. Crazy funny.

CakeBread responds:

Hey, I don't make the ratings, I just explain the content. And if Newgrounds tells me that a movie with snake sex, genital discussion, drug references, violence, and explicit textual and verbal language carries a mature rating, then that's fine by me.

[StrawberryClock And You!]

Pretty good.

I'm just browsing through the clockday submissions and I applaud you for mentioning Strangeclock, who is gods. ...Anyway whatever. Billy had a weird voice.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

Finger Lickin' Good.

Sweet movie. Good fight scenes and well-written plot. I thought the bonus photos were funny, too.

[Lord of the Clocks pt. 1a]

Utterly Speechless

Every cell in my body spasms for more! Strangeclock... the awesomeness of a NG parody combined with a Lord of the Rings homage... you are my new religion!

[I'm a Scat Man]

Annoying to watch, fun to listen!

Yeah that was definately a sock-blowing-off...sock... song. Craziness.

[The Story of Clock Day]

Big Strangeclock fan.

I enjoy story-book movies, ever since Paper Mario, anyway. Especially if the stories are based on real events. Being done by starngeclock, (And done WELL) means that I vote 5 on this.

[Lucky Vodka]

What.

Was this supposed to be funny or cool? It just explains how it is possible to make a firebomb out of a bottle of vodka. Nothing lucky happened. Meh! Whoa... BoOm reviewed the last thing I watched randomly in January right before me too...

[Shoo Fly]

Wow.

Very good art, and I liked the music. And... yeah. A little anticlimactic.

[Final Fantasy A+]

Text box noise got annoying. =0

I love Final Fantasy and I am familiar with anime. I hear it comes from Japan or some other imaginary country. I thought the extended metaphor of "fighting" homework and stuff was cool, and I liked the characters. Except Cid. He should have been a girl. The storyline... it's what I dream of doing every day at my school.

[Mario forgot how to Jump!]

Better than Neo-Bender.

This was by far one of the dumbest flashes I've seen. But it made me smile so I wont blam it. Now get outta here afore I changes my mind.